What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Muslim athletes.

I have a gay camel

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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