- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

my mind's eye?

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Ron Paul for President!

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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