Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

WHAT????

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

A russian gives away vodka.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Knock knock What?

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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