whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Brain fart

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Your grandma's cookies.

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a man said hi.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Anti Joke

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