why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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