When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Women's Rights

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

What can make you pee? Liquid

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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