You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

i have two hands.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

I just drank a cola.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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