Your future.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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