Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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a man said hi.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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