- Anti Joke

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.