Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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