- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Basically copying you.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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