What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Your mam is so fat.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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