why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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