Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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