there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Anti Joke

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