- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Mormons having fun.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's white and gluey Glue

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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