Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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hi bye

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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