Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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George Bush.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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