Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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George Bush.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Fat people.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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