Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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George Bush.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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