- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Muslim athletes.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

david weres the slug gone

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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