Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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canada

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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And more;

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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i have two hands.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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