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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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