- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Caca.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Knock Knock opens the door

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

What color is red paint? Red

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