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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

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