Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Your mom is so fat...

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

world peace

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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