A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

Whats an Anti Joke

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

This is a joke

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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