What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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So I was walking down the road today

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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who's a slut... you're mom

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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