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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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