Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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watch me nae nae

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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canada

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Anti Joke

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