What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

sharks

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

The NBA and womens sports

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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