so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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