Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Women's Rights

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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