- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Your future.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Sixty... eight

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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