A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What can make you pee? Liquid

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

The NBA and womens sports

What rhymes with milk...milf

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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