Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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