Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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HEY!

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Where is the center of the universe? There is no center of the universe! According to the standard theories of cosmology, the universe started with a "Big Bang" about 14 thousand million years ago and has been expanding ever since. Yet there is no center to the expansion; it is the same everywhere. The Big Bang should not be visualised as an ordinary explosion. The universe is not expanding out from a center into space; rather, the whole universe is expanding and it is doing so equally at all places, as far as we can tell. In 1929 Edwin Hubble announced that he had measured the speed of galaxies at different distances from us, and had discovered that the farther they were, the faster they were receding. This might suggest that we are at the center of the expanding universe, but in fact if the universe is expanding uniformly according to Hubble's law, then it will appear to do so from any vantage point. If we see a galaxy B receding from us at 10,000 km/s, an alien in galaxy B will see our galaxy A receding from it at 10,000 km/s in the opposite direction. Another galaxy C twice as far away in the same direction as B will be seen by us as receding at 20,000 km/s. The alien will see it receding at 10,000 km/s:

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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