I'm Batman.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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The WNBA

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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