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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

say cheese

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Xzibit

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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