- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

knock knock who's there? hope

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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