An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Mullets

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Anti Joke

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