- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

A man walks into a bar

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

your mother

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Hi

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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