your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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