- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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