What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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