Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Your face

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Derp

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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