What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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woman's rights

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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