scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Black people

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

The black man leaves the strip club.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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