What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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He--Hey guys

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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