- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Vagina cream... end of story

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

How do you make a car? You build it.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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