- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Justin Bieber's mother.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Im batman...suck it losers

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