- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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