- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

2 + 2 = 4

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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