Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

chirs

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

GONNA

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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