How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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