- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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