I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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GONNA

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Anti Joke

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