Roses are red, violets are purple.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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mental kid

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