What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Bumsniffer

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Oh...okay, good.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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