- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Reading books

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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