what tall and looks like a jew?

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Whats better than 24? 25.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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