- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Sixty... eight

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Your future.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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