Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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GADZOOKS!

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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