What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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