- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Hitler

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Y u do dis?

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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