- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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