How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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chirs

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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THE GAME

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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